Wassup everyone

Thought this was history

El Mago
Sommelier, BFC

Holy Zarkwon Singing Fish!!!!!!!!!!! Magus!!!!!!!!!!!

Not defunct, just in a new and unfortunately rather limited form. But hell, now you are here, so the party can start! How are you doing?

Doing well. Was looking for, with some sense of nostalgia, MrB. First tried Facebook and no luck. Just AIN'T there, I say. So tried various key words on good old Google and what do I see - a link with old friends named in it. Clicked tha thing and "POOF" I am transported back in time where my old Othellian and Scottish Nessie friends are still dueling out their philosophical differences

BTW...who's running this joint?

it's all Magic... and tap your heels.


Did someone say joint,... We have quite of bit of admins here, but the main cheese is Frosty.

So, it's all Magic...came to the right place, indeed.

Holy shit

Do you still have your Rage website? If so please post link, I've been looking for it for awhile now.

East wrote:Holy shit

Pithy!


Magus: 'tain't no one running the show here. Frosty set these forums up when the HP forums imploded, then promptly lost his password and disappeared. He eventually found it again, but he rarely shows up.

The Bastages are on FB, as is Kellie. OffRhod is on again, off again. Other than that, a few of us here like PO, Hongy and me are over there. I have invited who I could to stop by over here, but no luck with that gang.

Ethelred does an occasional drive-by, as does Rozz. It has been fairly slim pickings over here, but we keep it going!

The magician has returned! Now that's brightened my day and made me think that anything is possible. I'm off to hit them books.

I was digging through the older threads and we have had some other drive-bys like Bar_Brian, but unfortunately most of them just did the one joyride and moved on. Hopefully Magus sticks around!

Yes but we can still torture them via PM!

mrblur wrote:Do you still have your Rage website? If so please post link, I've been looking for it for awhile now.

Took it down years ago, probably after my Voodoo stopped working. It was leaking everywhere...figured it was a heat issue, but saw no reason to go through the trouble of fixing it, as the hardware was outdated and as a dedicated gamer, life is real short - techwise

Hey Doc, good to hear from you again--nice to know that your part of the world hasn't fallen into the ocean yet. Hell, if you show up maybe there is even hope to hear from oVo.

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I have lost all contact of any kind with him, email included (his old one is defunct.) So sad.

However, I still contend that Cat is sitting in his basement command center, quietly observing all that we do and say.

ethelred wrote:Hey Doc, good to hear from you again--nice to know that your part of the world hasn't fallen into the ocean yet. Hell, if you show up maybe there is even hope to hear from oVo.

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Sweeeeeeeeet...nice to hear from you. Yup, Cayce probably turning in his grave that good old California didn't go Atlantian or something; for all I know the state's eastern border could abut the Atlantic Ocean one day

FOR NOSTALGIA ONLY....

THA BFC

MrBastage – Tha Bastage, Head of Tha BFC Hooligans
WenDeBastage – Official Consort and Assistant to Tha Bastage, Registrar of Hooligan Hits,
Director of Evidence Tampering

Willtor – Chief Organizer

murf2073 – Viceroy

BASTAGE AERONAUTIC AND SPACE ASSOCIATION (BASA)
ThatDentonGuy – Commissioner
Hiolei – Commander, BASA Space Hooligans, Conquest Division, Lady-Stealing Brigade
JSandawg – Commander, BASA Space Hooligans, Conquest Division, Moonlight Brigade;

Engineer, Mofo Falcon
Mofo Jones – Commander, BASA Space Hooligans, Smuggling Division, Lightsaber Brigade,

Mofo Falcon
Master C – Co-Pilot, Mofo Falcon
trigger69 – Firearms Master, Keeper of Tha Quantum Gemerald, Itchy Blaster Trigger

Finger, BASA Space Hooligans, Smuggling Division, Lightsaber Brigade, Mofo Falcon
Spongemonkey #1 – Commander, BASA Hooligans, Security Division, Oddjob Brigade
Spongemonkey #2 – Commander, BASA Hooligans, Security Division, Serenade of Doom Brigade

CAR MODIFICATION CLUB
chowbow – President

COURT OF SPELLING
Master C – Acting High Judge

HOOLIGAN SQUAD
ThatDentonGuy – Evil Overlord, Founder and Curator of Tha BFC Hooligan Squad, Hooligan Prime

Jennifer Hawkins, Miss Australia – Assistant to Tha Evil Overlord

Ahmir ?uestlove Thompson – Director of Executive Action, Resident Badass

Stewie Griffin – Commandante of Hooligan Activites

Paul Wolfowitz – Assistant to Tha Commandante

Billy Idol – Deputy Commandante

Titivillus – First Hooligan, Poet Laureate of Tha BFC

Delta – Admiral, Hooligan Pirate Fleet

NeoMoose – King and Moosiah of Tha Czech Republic and Commander of Allied Hooligan Forces, Texas

Edweirdo – Master of Tha Mangobrick, Ruler of Tha Caribbean

Petunia née Mrs. ZH aka Pussy Galore – Major, Hooligan SpecOps, Sharpshooting

kellie tha goddess – Colonel, Squadron Leader (Alpha Team), Flying Dragon Squad (aka Dragons of Destruction) rider of Golden Chaos

OffRhod – Wizened Whiskey-Hound Veteran, Colonel of Hooligan Rhod Trips

Obsidian – Hot Ninja Chick, Flamethrower Specialist

upnygimp – Lead, Unsatisfied VoodooPC Customer Retribution Squad

ba5ik – Cookie Eatin’ Cliff Chucker, All-Around Defender of Tha Dead Sister

Rob #1 – Baseball Bat Guy, "Tha Slugger"

Gerry Attanasio – Axe-wielder and Master of Tha El Kabong

Pixel – Private, Military Police, Hooligan Pussy Patrol

Sakabatou – Master of tha Supply Chain, Keeper of Tha Sakabricks

Dragon_Slayer – Provider of Tha Cheese Sandwiches and Keeper of Tha Cheesebrick, Assistant to the Colonel of Hooligan Rhod Trips

Virgil – Associate of Hooligan Squad Air Force, Intern

chowbow – Noncommissioned Reserve Hooligan

Master C – Noncommissioned Reserve Hooligan

Epicmind – Freelance Hooligan

Omen - BFC Staff Photographer, Grave Stone Carver, Master of Tha I.V. Pole Attack Staff and Keeper of Tha Pudding-Filled Bricks, (un)Official Representative to the Town of Rock Ridge

Servus - Nosferatu, Thrower of Tha Blood-Filled Bricks, Assistant Reanimator to Tha Omen, Hater of All Things Garlic

Seamaster - Creator Of Tha Haggis Brick, Commander of Tha Hooligan Sea Monster Fleet, Rider of Tha Nessie

DudleyEdd - Level 60 Lieutenant, Covert Ops, Wolverine Division

IBnotRich - BFC Commander of Ranged Attacks, Inventor of tha Brick Arrow

sEEkr - Clothier and Storagemaster, Architect/Builder of tha BFC Trebuchet and other brick launching devices, Sergernt of tha BFC Hooligan recreation enforcment division.

El Supremo - Creator of Tha Clove-Scented Brick, Offical BFC Hooligan Concotion Mixologist, Chief Engineer of Tha HBS Hooligan Fleet.

mrblur - Hooligan Covert Ops, Master of Tha Flat-Top Brick, Brick Em All And Let God Sort Them Out Division.

king hong - Master of Execution by Tha Mutha F'in Brick, General of Tha BFC TANK Division, Purveyor of Tha Down Covered Goose-Bone Brick"

Driftwood - Creator of Tha 22 Pound Steak Brick, Official Painter of Tha Evidence Tampering Division, and Master of Tha BFC Hunt Club

jayscott - BFC - Captain of Tha BFC Vagabond Division, Corporate Infiltrator Extraordinaire and Plastic Guitar God

Bar_Barian - Master of Tha Club and Commander of Tha BFC Viking Horde

Synister - Creator of Tha Pants That Hold 1,000 Bricks and Fragger Extrodinaire

Gratch. Tha Exploderer, King of Voodoo Loss of Potential Revenue, Master of Keeping Employee On Their Toes And Running Toward Tha Bomb Shelter


HOOLIGAN SQUAD CHAFFEUR SOCIETY
chowbow – Director

MINISTRY OF NOTHING
JSandawg – Minister of Nothing

MINISTRY OF TRUTH
Master C – Minister of Truth

SECRETARIAT OF THA PROPAGANDAMEISTER
ThatDentonGuy – Propagandameister
Katherine Soerland, Miss Norway – Assistant to Tha Propagandameister

BFC MEDICAL UNIT
El Mago - BFC HooliGandalf & Head Medicine Rogue
Conjuror of tha Zombie Brick, Healer of Brick Dust Allergy, Master of
HooliPharmacopoeia, Hooligan Sommelier, Archival Rosterologist

BFC AFFILIATES
Cadillac – Provider of Executive-Use Vehicles to Tha Hooligan Squad
Corellian Engineering Corporation – Provider of Spacecraft to BASA
LVMH – Provider of Apparel and Beverages to Noncommissioned BFC Members
Hermès of Paris – Provider of Apparel to Noncommissioned BFC Members
HUMMER – Provider of Assault Vehicles to Tha Hooligan Squad
Kuat Drive Yards – Provider of Spacecraft to Tha Hooligan Squad
Oakley Inc. – Provider of Assault Footwear and Eyewear to Tha Hooligan Squad
Seinar Fleet Systems – Provider of Spacecraft to Tha Hooligan Squad
Lawrence Welk - Official Polka Bandleader of Tha BFC Hooligans


BFC FLEET
BASA Smuggling Division
HBS Mofo Falcon
Hooligan Squad Army
Cadillac Escalade (x3)
HUMMER H2 Stretch, Tha Hoo-ride
Hooligan Squad Pirate Fleet
HBS Chichiboo Maru
HBS Shagatsea
Hooligan Squad Air Force
kellie's dragon Golden Chaos
Gwyneth, Virgil’s Griffin
Hooligan Squad Space Navy
HBS Executor SSD001
HBS Prime T001

THA HOOLIGAN WINE CLUB - IN BRICKUS VINO VERITAS
El Mago: Hooligan Sommelier


APPENDICES
The Secretariat of Tha Propagandameister and Hooligan Squad are collectively known as Tha BFC Bureaus of Coercion.

Biscuits from KFC and Diet Coke from McDonald’s are Tha Official Fast Food of Tha BFC by order of Tha Propagandameister.

Administrative assistance for Tha Ministry of Truth and Court of Spelling are obtained courtesy of Ugly Secretaries Inc.

February 2 is recognized as “Birth of Tha Divine Mother of Tha Bastage Day"

Tha Days of Official Observance
March 15 is recognized cross tha universe as "National Tequila, Wine, Ambien Slumber Day" in observation of El Mago's Birthday.

April 8 is recognized ‘cross tha universe as “TNT Brick a PC Day” in observation of tha Gratch’s Birthday.

April 10 is recognized ‘cross tha universe as “Tha Nordic Double Brick ‘N’ Drink Grill Day” in observation of Bar_Barian’s and tha Driftwood’s Birthdays.

May 7 is recognized cross tha universe as “National Play Dat Funky Music White Boy Day” in observation of Gerry Attanasio’s birthday.

June 3 is recognized ‘cross tha universe as “National Go Off-Rhoding Day” in observation of OffRhod’s birthday.

June 23 is recognized ‘cross tha universe as “National BFC Hooligans Cow Tipping Day.”

June 27 is recognized ‘cross tha universe as “National BFC Hooligans Let Tha Cat Out of Tha Bag Day.”

June 30 is recognized ‘cross tha universe as “Celebration Of Tha Birth Of The Consort of Tha Bastage" and “Tha Bastage Reached 300,000 Words Day.”

Tha first weekend of July is recognized ‘cross tha universe as “National Anti-Celibacy Weekend.”

July 12 is recognized ‘cross tha universe as “National Nothing Day” in observation of JSandawg’s birthday.

July 20 is recognized ‘cross tha universe as “National Love a Big Kitty Day” in observation of Obsidian’s birthday.

July 25 is recognized ‘cross tha universe as “National Love a Big Titi Day” in observation of Titivillus’ birthday.

July 28 is recognized ‘cross tha universe as “National I Can't Find My Corpse Day” in observation of sEEkr’s Birthday.

August 3 is recognized ‘cross tha universe as “National Bastage Day” in observation of MrBastage’s birthday.

August 17 is recognized ‘cross tha universe as “National Yanina Day” in observation of Hiolei’s birthday.

September 29 is recognized ‘cross tha universe as “National Halo-Playing Day” in observation of Master C’s birthday.

September 19 is recognized 'cross tha universe as International Talk Like a Pirate Day...arrrrggg

November 2 is recognized ‘cross tha universe as “Fraggin’ ‘N’ Boozin’ Till Ya Drop Day” in observance of Synister’s Birthday.

November 21 is recognized ‘cross tha universe as “National Set Stuff on Fire Day” in observation of kellie’s birthday

El Mago wrote:FOR NOSTALGIA ONLY....

CAR MODIFICATION CLUB
chowbow – President

Any pictures of the duct tape?

But think how boring the world would be without people like Cayce.

I am envisioning a body kit made completely out of cardboard and duct tape.

Not too far from the truth!

For Chow, that might have been too easy. I could see him using only duct tape!

Before the eventual explosion AND after!

Different rolls for different purposes . . .

True. Mind you, El Mago had his own "incident" with his rig, with no duct tape involved.